natural-born-idjit:

onefitmodel:

Marriage is not about religion.
Atheists marry.
Marriage is not about procreation.
The infertile marry.
Marriage is not about finance.
It can weave poverty.
Marriage is about love.
That’s it.
And that’s beautiful.

AMEN

(Source: headlessbuddha)

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

(Source: cornchipz)

Has anyone read ‘Looking for Alaska’ by John Green?

callmep00deep:

callmep00deep:

fishingboatproceeds:

sstephaniecaroll:

and if so, would you recommend it?

I thought it was okay.

my question for you is what in the hell is wrong with you

oh wait you’re john green, I’ll just die now

applebright:

seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid

ohhicas:

pixelnuggets:

collegiate-deviance:

Leonardo DiCaprio cut his hand while the cameras were rolling on the set of Django Unchained and kept moving through the scene, never breaking character, and  his real-life bloodied hand made it into the final version of the film. During one take of that scene, DiCaprio unintentionally slammed his hand into glass, creating a gash that later required stitches. But that didn’t stop him from doing his job. As his hand bled quite visibly, DiCaprio kept going, even using the hand as a new dramatic prop. At one point he smears his bloodied hand over Broomhilda’s face in an act of evil dominance. And Broomhilda (Kerry Washington) looks horrified as he does it. (Perhaps Washington wasn’t acting!) And that was the take that director Quentin Tarantino kept in the film. (Source)

this man really wants his goddamn oscar 

#for gods sake give him an oscar already before he kills someone i’m worried

thelushfiles:

ruineshumaines:

Miniature Food Sculptures by Shay Aaron.

#at first i was like omg delicious #and then i was betrayed

wellieboots:

nearlyspooky:

bawwksee:

Explanation required.

here’s your change

Drive-throughs always get the order wrong.

edwardspoonhands:

finnock:

so i saw this

and that inspired me to make this

and now i’m gonna go lie down and evaluate when my life went wrong

I think you’re doing just fine.

(Source: mallerk)

dysenterygay:

omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like

anal

nanoverboard:

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

(Source: pearamore)