himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

(Source: a-dying-soul)

thorhead:

thorhead:

I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that

1. I can see them
2. I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
3. they are really bad singers and
4. I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position

gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING

(Source: thordoftherings)

andshort:

au where fandom doesn’t make me dislike something i previously enjoyed

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

(Source: roz-a)

colferseverett:

the uk is better than germany at the moment when did hell freeze over

kurtlovestheblazer:

I have never been so frustrated with the esc voting tbh

untilwefindaway:

LENA MY LOVE SHE’S SO CUTE LET ME HUG YOU FOREVER YOU’RE SUCH A CUTUIE I LOVE YOU A LOT

arkenstoners:

the voting is so intense you can cut the tension with the knife that your neighboring country will use to stab your country in the back with